I and the cat are the only females in a house full of boys. Now, full here means 2 sons, a hubby and their assorted friends. That said, I am going to share some observations about living in a house where the boys out number the girls.
1-bodily functions are things to be discussed at length-especially if it gives you bragging rights
2-we have a family orthopedist
3-teenage boys smell, not a little, but a LOT! Candles and warmers just don't cut it, but sometimes you do what you have to do
4-appropriate dinner time conversation is subject to a much broader range of topics than I would really like it to be
5-humoring Mom and ooing and aahing over things pink, lacy or pretty is something required, not optional, even if you have no idea what the item is
6-calling a person names and insulting or teasing them mercilessly is actually a good thing because it means you like them
And finally----- the toilet seat stays up.