It is mid June and wedding season is in full swing. I realize that I am 'old school' and still adhere to the rules for wedding attire (as a guest) that dictate, always wear a dress, do not wear black, do not dress more showy than the bride and if possible, do not wear the wedding colors if not in the wedding party. However, after attending a wedding last night it appears the list is in need of some EXTREME updating. You know the comic who says "that's your sign"? If you will be a guest at a wedding and find any of the following to be true- That's your sign to change!
1- If the length of your dress mandates a bikini wax - That's your sign
2- If the side slit of your dress mandates thong or no underwear - That's your sign
3- If you require body (boob) tape for any reason - That's your sign
4 - If the words lame or metallic can be used to describe any part of your attire (including shoes) - That's your sign.
I'm just sayin'.......
Sunday, June 27, 2010
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3 comments:
oh how funny! i'm from the old school too - especially about... don't EVER wear white to a wedding unless you're the bride!!!! you're lucky no one was there in blue jeans!!! sheesh!
LOL, very funny Alex, thanks for sharing:)
ROFLMAO!!! Oh, my!!
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